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(Message started by: aprilbee on Jun 15^th, 2005, 11:32am)

Title: Little Jonny
Post by aprilbee on Jun 15^th, 2005, 11:32am

> Little Jonny's neighbors had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.
>
When the mother and new baby came home from the
hospital, Jonny's family was invited over to see the baby.

> Before they left their house, Little Jonny's dad had a talk with him and explained that the baby had no ears. His dad also told him that if he so much as mentioned anything about the baby's missing ears or even said the word "ears," he would get the spanking of his life when they came back home.

> Little Jonny told his dad he understood completely

> When they got there, and little Jonny looked in the crib, he said, "What a beautiful baby."

>The mother said, "Why, thank you, Little Jonny."

>Jonny said, "He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes." "Can he see?" asked Little Jonny.

> "Yes," the mother replied, "we are so thankful. The Doctor said he will have 20/20 vision."

> "That's great," said Little Jonny, "cuz he'd be shit outta luck if he needed glasses."

Title: Re: Little Jonny
Post by burnt-toast on Jun 15^th, 2005, 1:00pm

:-X [smiley=laugh.gif]