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(Message started by: burnt-toast on Jun 14^th, 2005, 3:16pm)

Title: What Happenes in Texas, Stays in Texas
Post by burnt-toast on Jun 14^th, 2005, 3:16pm

A cowboy rides into town and stops at a saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals have a habit of picking on strangers so when he finished his drink, he found his horse had been stolen.

He goes back into the bar, handily flips his gun into the air and tosses up a coin. He catches the gun and fires a shot, hitting the coin and lodging it into the ceiling.

"WHICH ONE OF YOU SIDEWINDERS STOLE MY HOSS?" he yelled. No one answered.

"ALL RIGHT, I'M GONNA HAVE ANOTHA' BEER, AND IF MY HOSS AIN'T BACK OUTSIDE BY THE TIME I FINISH, I'M GONNA DO WHAT I DONE IN TEXAS....... AND I DON'T LIKE WHAT I DONE IN TEXAS!"

Sure enough, The cowboy had another beer, walked outside, and his horse was back!

As he saddled up to ride out of town. The bartender wandered out and asked, "Say partner, before you go. . .what'd you do in Texas?"

The cowboy turned back and said, "I had'ta walk home."

Title: Re: What Happenes in Texas, Stays in Texas
Post by jokrs2 on Jun 14^th, 2005, 8:00pm

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Title: Re: What Happenes in Texas, Stays in Texas
Post by Sean_C on Jun 14^th, 2005, 8:03pm

LMAO [smiley=thumb.gif]

Title: Re: What Happenes in Texas, Stays in Texas
Post by sandie99 on Jun 15^th, 2005, 1:34pm

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Title: Re: What Happenes in Texas, Stays in Texas
Post by Donna_D. on Jun 15^th, 2005, 3:04pm

I LOVE IT!!!!!!!

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DD