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(Message started by: mynm156 on Jun 14^th, 2005, 12:18pm)

Title: Youth vs Old Age
Post by mynm156 on Jun 14^th, 2005, 12:18pm

An old farmer owned a large farm for many years. He had a huge pond in the back that was fixed up nice; picnic tables, horseshoe courts, along with some apple and peach trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming and diving.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, since he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices and gleeful laughter.

As he came within view he saw a bunch of HOT young women skinny-dipping.
He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end of the pond.

One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave old man!"

The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of my pond in that condition." Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm just here to feed the alligators."

Moral: Old age and cunning will triumph over youth and enthusiasm every
time!

Title: Re: Youth vs Old Age
Post by Ronny on Jun 14^th, 2005, 5:29pm

:D [smiley=laugh.gif] :D

Good one

Title: Re: Youth vs Old Age
Post by jokrs2 on Jun 14^th, 2005, 7:51pm

I'll bet the old man got an eyeful as they quickly jumped out of the pond. Good one. [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Youth vs Old Age
Post by sandie99 on Jun 15^th, 2005, 1:35pm

::)

Title: Re: Youth vs Old Age
Post by Frank_W on Jun 16^th, 2005, 12:15pm

LMAO!! Smart... Very smart... [smiley=laugh.gif]