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(Message started by: JDH on Jun 13^th, 2005, 8:54pm)

Title: The Fun Way to Clean Your Toilet
Post by JDH on Jun 13^th, 2005, 8:54pm

Instructions on how to clean your toilet

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add one-eighth cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a
"power-wash" and rinse.

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift
both lids.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the
bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the toilet And the cat will be sparkling clean.

Sincerely,

The Dog

Title: Re: The Fun Way to Clean Your Toilet
Post by pattik on Jun 13^th, 2005, 9:24pm

[smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]
Kitties know the meaning of revenge
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y71/northcolor/catniplegalized.jpg

Title: Re: The Fun Way to Clean Your Toilet
Post by sandie99 on Jun 14^th, 2005, 8:06am

on 06/13/05 at 21:24:38, pattik wrote:

Kitties know the meaning of revenge
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y71/northcolor/catniplegalized.jpg

here kitty kitty... ;;D