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(Message started by: Biker on Jun 11th, 2005, 10:01am)
Title: nursery school rhynmes?????
Post by Biker on Jun 11th, 2005, 10:01am
Heres what my 3rd grade neighbors girl learned in school yesterday.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke a little leaf.  Jack got high, unzipped his fly, and Jill said, "Wheres the Beef?"""""""""

Its just amazing what todays school kids are learning.
Title: Re: nursery school rhynmes?????
Post by Jimmy_B on Jun 11th, 2005, 11:14am

on 06/11/05 at 10:01:19, Biker wrote:
Heres what my 3rd grade neighbors girl learned in school yesterday.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke a little leaf.  Jack got high, unzipped his fly, and Jill said, "Wheres the Beef?"""""""""

Its just amazing what todays school kids are learning.



Jack said with a sigh, baby I know this won't fly, but how about massaging it with your Teef.
Title: Re: nursery school rhynmes?????
Post by sandie99 on Jun 13th, 2005, 10:41am
;;D

I still recall many Finnish rhymes... none of them are naughty, though. ;)
Title: Re: nursery school rhynmes?????
Post by LeLimey on Jun 13th, 2005, 12:22pm
My neighbours little boy came to me one day and said he had learnt a new poem but his mummy wouldn't listen to him say it. I felt really sorry for him so I said he could tell me. He came out with
My friend Billy had a ten foot willy
and he showed it to the girl next door.
She thought it was a snake
So she hit it with a rake
And now its only six foot four..

Reiterates the old adage.. Mothers DO know best!  [smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: nursery school rhynmes?????
Post by giffy76 on Jun 14th, 2005, 10:28am

on 06/11/05 at 11:14:06, Jimmy_B wrote:
Jack said with a sigh, baby I know this won't fly, but how about massaging it with your Teef.







LMFAO
Title: Re: nursery school rhynmes?????
Post by Frank_W on Jun 14th, 2005, 4:35pm

on 06/13/05 at 12:22:49, LeLimey wrote:
My neighbours little boy came to me one day and said he had learnt a new poem but his mummy wouldn't listen to him say it. I felt really sorry for him so I said he could tell me. He came out with
My friend Billy had a ten foot willy
and he showed it to the girl next door.
She thought it was a snake
So she hit it with a rake
And now its only six foot four..

Reiterates the old adage.. Mothers DO know best!  [smiley=laugh.gif]



BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!  [smiley=laugh.gif]

Old Mother Hubbard
Went to the cupboard
To get her poor dog a bone.
But when she bent over
Rover took over
And got him a bone of his own.

ba-dum-PSH!!


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