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(Message started by: Kevin_M on Jun 10^th, 2005, 9:31am)

Title: Looking up to management
Post by Kevin_M on Jun 10^th, 2005, 9:31am

If this has been already been told, sorry, I don't get here much.

A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He reduced altitude and spotted a woman below. He descended a bit more and shouted, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am." The woman below replied, "You're in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You're between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude."
"You must be an engineer," said the balloonist.
"I am," replied the woman. "How do you know?"
"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct, but I've no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is, I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help at all. If anything, you've delayed my trip."
The woman below responded, "You must be in management."
"I am," replied the balloonist, "but how did you know?"
"Well, said the woman, "you don't know where you are or where you're going. You have risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise, which you've no idea how to keep, and you expect people beneath you to solve your problems. The fact is, you are in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but now, somehow, you've managed to to make it my fault."

Title: Re: Looking up to management
Post by Sandy_C on Jun 10^th, 2005, 9:45am

HAHAHAHAHAHA [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Looking up to management
Post by Frank_W on Jun 10^th, 2005, 1:37pm

LOL! How true.... [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Looking up to management
Post by sandie99 on Jun 13^th, 2005, 11:17am

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