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(Message started by: burnt-toast on Jun 10^th, 2005, 3:46am)

Title: Little Jonny
Post by burnt-toast on Jun 10^th, 2005, 3:46am

Little Jonny is pulling his wagon loaded with the familys groceries up a long hill. He's tired, sweating - swearing and cussing with every step.

Jonny is confronted by his priest. The priest says "Jonny, don't you know that God can hear your foul language and may choose to punish you".

Jonny asks how God can hear him because he obviously isn't around. The priest responds "Jonny, because God is everywhere".

Little Jonny asks, "Is God in the trees?", The priest responds "yes".

Little Jonny asks, "Is God in that garbage can next to us or in the car over there?" The priest responds "yes".

Little Jonny asks, "Is God in my wagon?" The priest patiently responds "yes".

To which Little Jonny responds, "Then tell him to get the Hell out and push!"

Title: Re: Little Jonny
Post by Frank_W on Jun 10^th, 2005, 8:25am

ROFLMAO!!! [smiley=laugh.gif]