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        New Message Board Archives >> 2005 Funnies and Jokes >> Flying a kite.
        
(Message started by: thomas on Jun 3^rd, 2005, 12:09pm)

Title: Flying a kite.
Post by thomas on Jun 3^rd, 2005, 12:09pm

A husband in his back yard is trying to fly a kite. He throws the kite up in the air, the wind catches it for a few seconds, then it comes crashing
back down to earth. He tries this a few more times with no success.

All the while, his wife is watching from the kitchen window, muttering to herself how men need to be told how to do everything. She opens the window and yells to her husband, "You need a piece of tail."

The man turns with a confused look on his face and says, "Make up your mind. Last night, you told me to go fly a kite."

Title: Re: Flying a kite.
Post by pattik on Jun 3^rd, 2005, 3:26pm

[smiley=laugh.gif]GOOD ONE! [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Flying a kite.
Post by sandie99 on Jun 4^th, 2005, 1:32am

;;D

Title: Re: Flying a kite.
Post by Frank_W on Jun 7^th, 2005, 1:23pm

I could use a piece of tail myself, but what the hell: I'll settle for a donut. [smiley=laugh.gif]