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(Message started by: Jimmy_B on Jun 3^rd, 2005, 10:01am)

Title: The Top 13 Jewish Country & Western Songs
Post by Jimmy_B on Jun 3^rd, 2005, 10:01am

The Top 13 Jewish Country & Western Songs

13) Achy Breaky Hip

12) I Got the Guilt, You Got the Gelt (I Went and Cut Another Notch in My Belt)

11)Take This, "Job," and Shove It

10) I'm Cryin' in My Manischewitz ('Cause I Lost Rebecca Levitz)

9) Ever Since My Circumcision, My Baby's Been Short With Me

8) All My Exes Made an Exodus

7) The Shiksa's Gonna Hit the Fan

6) This Bris! This Bris!! Unchoppable!!!

5) Four Thousand Years of Sufferin', and I Had to Marry You

4) My Woman Gave Me Crabs, and That Ain't Kosher

3) I've Starved and I've Suffered and I've Parted the Sea Just to Find That Your Bush Wasn't Burnin' For Me

2) Homeland on the Range

1) Alright, Already, Enough With The Infidelity!

Title: Re: The Top 13 Jewish Country & Western Songs
Post by E-Double on Jun 3^rd, 2005, 9:08pm

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3) I've Starved and I've Suffered and I've Parted the Sea Just to Find That Your Bush Wasn't Burnin' For Me

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Title: Re: The Top 13 Jewish Country & Western Songs
Post by sandie99 on Jun 4^th, 2005, 1:30am

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Title: Re: The Top 13 Jewish Country & Western Songs
Post by Frank_W on Jun 8^th, 2005, 3:49pm

14. "It's Okay That I'm Sitting Alone In A Dark Room Because You Never Call And You Never Visit And Nobody Cares If I Live Or Die"

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