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(Message started by: Tiannia on May 26^th, 2005, 7:43pm)

Title: Gotta Love Blonde Jokes
Post by Tiannia on May 26^th, 2005, 7:43pm

A redneck walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side.He puts the
alligator up on the bar. He turns to the astonished patrons. "I'll make
you a deal.""I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my manhood
inside.""Then the gator will close his mouth for one minute.""Then open
his mouth and I'll remove my unit unscathed.""In return for witnessing
this spectacle, each of you will buy me a drink. The crowd murmured
their approval.The man stood up on the bar, dropped his trousers and
placed his Johnson and related parts in the alligator's open mouth. The
gator closed his mouth as the crowd gasped.After a minute, the man
grabbed a beer bottle and smacked the alligator hard on the top of its
head. The gator opened his mouth and the man removed his genitals
unscathed as promised.The crowd cheered and the first of his free drinks
were delivered.The man stood up again and made another offer."I'll pay
anyone $100 who's willing to give it a try". A hush fell over the
crowd.After a while, a hand went up in the back of the bar. A Blonde
woman timidly spoke up..........."I'll try It!""Just don't hit me so hard with the beer bottle!"

Title: Re: Gotta Love Blonde Jokes
Post by BobG on May 27^th, 2005, 1:56am

Hey Tiannia,
Is she the one that hangs out on the corner of 4th and Fremont? I think I know her.

Title: Re: Gotta Love Blonde Jokes
Post by sandie99 on Jun 2^nd, 2005, 10:33am

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