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(Message started by: Tiannia on May 26^th, 2005, 7:39pm)

Title: A man stagger's into the ER....
Post by Tiannia on May 26^th, 2005, 7:39pm

A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple
bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his
throat.

Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened.

"Well, it was like this," said the man, "I was having a quiet round of
golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole we both sliced our balls
into a pasture of cows. We went to look for them.

While I was rooting around I noticed one of the cows had something white
at it's rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough
there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it -- stuck right in
the middle of the cow's butt.

That's when I made my BIG mistake."
"What did you do?" asks the doctor.
"Well, I lifted the cows tail and yelled to my wife, Hey, this looks
like yours!"

"I don't remember much after that..."

Title: Re: A man stagger's into the ER....
Post by pattik on May 26^th, 2005, 7:40pm

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Title: Re: A man stagger's into the ER....
Post by sandie99 on Jun 2^nd, 2005, 10:35am

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