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Title: TOP 10 DOG PEEVES... Post by Langa on May 26th, 2005, 3:16pm 1. Blaming your farts on me... not funny... not funny at all! 2. Yelling at me for barking... I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG, YOU IDIOT...THAT'S WHAT I DO! 3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway? 4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose... stop it! 5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home. 6. The slight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo! What a proud moment for the top of the food chain. 7. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip" and then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back! 8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet. 9. Dog sweaters. Hello?!!? Haven't you noticed the fur? 10. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth - you're just jealous. Now lay off me about these things. We both know who's boss here. You don't see me picking up your poop, do you? ha ha!!! |
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Title: Re: TOP 10 DOG PEEVES... Post by Bethany1 on May 26th, 2005, 3:31pm [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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Title: Re: TOP 10 DOG PEEVES... Post by nani on May 27th, 2005, 8:04am [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] |
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Title: Re: TOP 10 DOG PEEVES... Post by Frank_W on Jun 2nd, 2005, 9:31am LMAO!! |
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Title: Re: TOP 10 DOG PEEVES... Post by sandie99 on Jun 2nd, 2005, 10:30am [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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Title: Re: TOP 10 DOG PEEVES... Post by Biker on Jun 3rd, 2005, 8:43pm My big dislikes about dogs is when the city folk bring their pets out to the farm and their owners tend to think their "pets" get to sleep indoors. Then it gets worse if their "pets" get fleas-----and (the worse thing possible???? ) ticks, cause their "pets" had to sleep outdoors. The only thing worse than the visitors "pets" getting eaten by the farmdog overnight, is that phone call a few months later when the visitor's "pet" has a litter of pups that look like my mangey wolfish mongrel, and they attempt to talk "attorney." People should have enough common sense to leave their "pet" dogs at home when they visit the countrysides. Take them to the Doggie Daycare Center. At least ask permission of the farmer you choose to visit before bringing a dog. My dog ate two of a good friends "pet dogs", and she has not spoken to me since. Another still demands "doggie support." |
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Title: Re: TOP 10 DOG PEEVES... Post by Frank_W on Jun 7th, 2005, 1:21pm on 06/03/05 at 20:43:44, Biker wrote:
Fixed it for ya'. ;;D |
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Title: Re: TOP 10 DOG PEEVES... Post by mynm156 on Jun 8th, 2005, 11:10am HAHAHAHAHAH!!!! I love it |
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