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(Message started by: Tiannia on May 24^th, 2005, 5:43pm)

Title: Name your Penis
Post by Tiannia on May 24^th, 2005, 5:43pm

http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/toys/namegen/577/?PHPSESSID=3e8b2327eb36f95b32fd3c0bf2abcd77

Guess it is a good thing I am not Male.

Hannibal the Nuclear Powered Love Sausage [smiley=JAW_DROP.gif]

Title: Re: Name your Penis
Post by mynm156 on May 25^th, 2005, 12:35pm

Darth Vader the Weenie Telegraph Pole

Title: Re: Name your Penis
Post by medic1852 on May 25^th, 2005, 12:43pm

Roger the Adorable Intruder...If I use my real name..

Dickie the Hedonistical Dick ....If I use my screen name..

I not sure which one I prefer.. [smiley=huh.gif]

Title: Re: Name your Penis
Post by ghost62 on May 25^th, 2005, 1:04pm

using nick name
Mickey the Multi-tasking Wee Winkle

using given name
Prince Charlie the Magical Light Sabre

using screen name
Horatio the Hedonistical Spaghetti Strand

Title: Re: Name your Penis
Post by Bethany1 on May 25^th, 2005, 4:30pm

If I was a guy:

Ethel Merman the Rock Hard TrouserSnake

;;D

Title: Re: Name your Penis
Post by Jonny on May 25^th, 2005, 6:30pm

MULE ;;D

Title: Re: Name your Penis
Post by Tiannia on May 26^th, 2005, 1:25pm

on 05/25/05 at 18:30:09, Jonny wrote:

MULE ;;D

[smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif]

Title: Re: Name your Penis
Post by BobG on May 27^th, 2005, 2:03am

I typed in my name and all I got was laughter coming from my speakers and someone in the background saying something about wrinkles...........

I don't think that website is working. ::)

Title: Re: Name your Penis
Post by E-Double on May 27^th, 2005, 1:07pm

Diamond Dick the Impaler

That is actually my given name @ birth ;)

Title: Re: Name your Penis
Post by mynm156 on May 27^th, 2005, 1:36pm

WEDGE

Title: Re: Name your Penis
Post by Frank_W on Jun 2^nd, 2005, 9:16am

PHYSOD. Purple-Headed Yogurt-Slinger Of Doom. :-X [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Name your Penis
Post by thomas on Jun 3^rd, 2005, 12:16pm

Tom Jones the Intimidating Little Willy

Don't think I like having "little" in the name. ;)

Title: Re: Name your Penis
Post by Biker on Jun 3^rd, 2005, 8:57pm

Like the Southern Rock Band I once had.....

Buster Hyman and the Penetrators

We were a "Hot Lick" in the country biker bars for awhile.

Title: Re: Name your Penis
Post by alchemy on Jun 4^th, 2005, 8:02am

My name must be God. all I ever hear is OH MY GOD!!!!

Title: Re: Name your Penis
Post by Tiannia on Jun 6^th, 2005, 1:06pm

on 06/02/05 at 09:16:07, Frank_W wrote:

PHYSOD. Purple-Headed Yogurt-Slinger Of Doom. :-X [smiley=laugh.gif]

[smiley=spit.gif]

Thanks Frank needed that

Title: Re: Name your Penis
Post by Frank_W on Jun 7^th, 2005, 1:19pm

Funny story about that: I was at a party, and this girl kept insisting that all men named their penis. I insisted that I didn't/hadn't. We argued back and forth for awhile. Later on, we were doing the horizontal mambo, and she asked again, so in a burst of inspiration, that's what I blurted out. We both started laughing so hard, we fell off the bed. [smiley=laugh.gif]