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(Message started by: BikerBob on May 14^th, 2005, 6:37pm)

Title: Potentially/Realistically
Post by BikerBob on May 14^th, 2005, 6:37pm

A young boy went up to his father and asked him: Dad, what is the difference between potentially and realistically?

The father thought for a moment, then answered: Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then, ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that.

So the boy went to his mother and asked, Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars? The mother replied, Of course I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great University!

The boy then went to his sister and asked, Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars? The girl replied, Oh my God! I LOVE Brad Pitt I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, like, are you nuts?

The boy then went to his brother and asked, Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars? Of course, the brother replied. Do you know how much a million bucks would buy?

The boy pondered the answers for a few days, then went back to his dad. His father asked him, Did you find out the difference between potentially and realistically?

The boy replied, Yes... Potentially, you and I are sitting on Three Million Dollars.......but Realistically,...... we're living with two S-luts and a Queer.

Title: Re: Potentially/Realistically
Post by Langa on May 15^th, 2005, 8:50am

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Title: Re: Potentially/Realistically
Post by sandie99 on May 15^th, 2005, 8:58am

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