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(Message started by: sandie99 on May 14^th, 2005, 4:59pm)

Title: Moods of men and women
Post by sandie99 on May 14^th, 2005, 4:59pm

The Moods of a Woman

An angel of truth and a dream of fiction,
A woman is a bundle of contradiction,
She's afraid of a wasp, will scream at a mouse,
But will tackle a stranger alone in the house.
Sour as vinegar, sweet as a rose,
She'll kiss you one minute, then turn up her nose,
She'll win you in rage, enchant you in silk,
She'll be stronger than brandy, milder than milk,
At times she'll be vengeful, merry and sad,
She'll hate you like poison, and love you like mad.

The Moods of a Man

Hungry.
Horny.
Sleepy.

Title: Re: Moods of men and women
Post by Langa on May 15^th, 2005, 9:14am

[smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Moods of men and women
Post by pattik on May 15^th, 2005, 9:25am

;;DCool poem, Sandie ;;D

Title: Re: Moods of men and women
Post by nani on May 15^th, 2005, 9:30am

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Title: Re: Moods of men and women
Post by LeLimey on May 15^th, 2005, 10:02am

Sandie I love it! How very true it is (of me at least!!)