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(Message started by: mynm156 on May 12^th, 2005, 11:11am)

Title: Turner Brown
Post by mynm156 on May 12^th, 2005, 11:11am

A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE African American guy standing next to him. The big guys sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says: "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 14 inch penis, 1 pound left testicle, 1 pound right testicle,...Turner Brown."

The small man faints dead away and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big fellow says, "What's wrong with you?"

In a weak voice the little guys says, "What EXACTLY did you say to me?"

The big dude says, "I saw the curious look and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I'm 7 feet tall, I weight 350 pounds, I have a 14 inch penis, my left testicle weighs 1 pounds, my right testicle weighs 1 pounds and my name is Turner Brown."

The small guy says, "Turner Brown? Thank God! I thought you said "Turn around."

Title: Re: Turner Brown
Post by Ronny on May 12^th, 2005, 12:55pm

;;D

Title: Re: Turner Brown
Post by Langa on May 12^th, 2005, 1:07pm

[smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Turner Brown
Post by sandie99 on May 13^th, 2005, 4:05am

[smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Turner Brown
Post by sassy_lady on Jul 18^th, 2005, 10:32pm

[smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Turner Brown
Post by AussieBrian on Jul 20^th, 2005, 7:44am

So that's where he went!

Changed his name, too, the clever devil.

He's known here as Ben Dover and we want him back to face certain charges, arraignments, and disbelieving wives.

Title: Re: Turner Brown
Post by burnt-toast on Jul 20^th, 2005, 11:32am

The gals seem to lean towards [smiley=laugh.gif]

The guys more towards :-X

Not sure what to make of this ;)

Tom

Title: Re: Turner Brown
Post by Frank_W on Jul 21^st, 2005, 10:37am

:o

I would have fainted too! [smiley=eek5.gif]