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(Message started by: Langa on May 10^th, 2005, 8:14am)

Title: LITTLE JOHNNY - GOOD MANNERS...
Post by Langa on May 10^th, 2005, 8:14am

During a good manners and etiquette class, the teacher says to her students "If you were courting a well educated young girl from a prominent family and during a dinner for two you needed to go to the toilet, what would you say to her? "

Mike replies : Wait a minute, I'm going for a piss.

The teacher says : That would be very rude and improper on your part.

Charlie replied : I'm sorry I need to go to the toilet, I'll be back in a minute.

The teacher says : That's much better but to mention the word "toilet" during a meal, is unpleasant.

And Johnny says: "My dear, please excuse me for a moment. I have to go shake hands with a personal friend, whom, I hope, to be able to introduce to you after dinner. "

The teacher passed out.

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Title: Re: LITTLE JOHNNY - GOOD MANNERS...
Post by nani on May 10^th, 2005, 10:09am

This one's about our Jonny, huh?

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Title: Re: LITTLE JOHNNY - GOOD MANNERS...
Post by sandie99 on May 10^th, 2005, 11:08am

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Title: Re: LITTLE JOHNNY - GOOD MANNERS...
Post by LeLimey on May 10^th, 2005, 3:10pm

No our Jonny would have just said "Get in the car little girl.. dinners on me ;)"

Title: Re: LITTLE JOHNNY - GOOD MANNERS...
Post by mynm156 on May 10^th, 2005, 6:53pm

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Title: Re: LITTLE JOHNNY - GOOD MANNERS...
Post by sandie99 on May 11^th, 2005, 4:43am

what do you know... no comments from Jonny... ;;D

Title: Re: LITTLE JOHNNY - GOOD MANNERS...
Post by Sandy_C on May 11^th, 2005, 10:33am

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Title: Re: LITTLE JOHNNY - GOOD MANNERS...
Post by Bethany1 on May 12^th, 2005, 1:52pm

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Title: Re: LITTLE JOHNNY - GOOD MANNERS...
Post by Jonny on May 12^th, 2005, 8:22pm

on 05/10/05 at 15:10:07, LeLimey wrote:

No our Jonny would have just said "Get in the car little girl.. dinners on me ;)"

No, I would have got up, excused myself and took care of my buisness......when I got back and smiled she would know what she was in for (Why else is she there?)

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