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(Message started by: Bethany1 on May 5^th, 2005, 4:21pm)

Title: Swimming Pool
Post by Bethany1 on May 5^th, 2005, 4:21pm

The Phone Call

((((RING)))) (((RING)))
**Pick Up**

"Hello?"

"Hi honey, this is Daddy, Is Mommy near the phone?"
"No Daddy, She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Frank."
After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Frank."

"Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now"
Brief Pause...
"Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on the table,run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door, and shout to Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway."

"Okay Daddy, just a minute."

A few minutes later, the little girl comes back to the phone.

"I did it Daddy."

"And what happened honey?" he asked.
"Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn't moving at all!"

"Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Frank?"

"He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on too. He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool. But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water last week to clean it. He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead"

***Long Pause***

***Longer Pause***

Then Daddy says, "Swimming pool??? .....Is this 555-7039??"

Title: Re: Swimming Pool
Post by Langa on May 5^th, 2005, 4:25pm

:P [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Swimming Pool
Post by Ronny on May 5^th, 2005, 5:24pm

[smiley=crackup.gif]

Title: Re: Swimming Pool
Post by mynm156 on May 5^th, 2005, 5:39pm

[smiley=crackup.gif]

Title: Re: Swimming Pool
Post by sandie99 on May 6^th, 2005, 5:06am

[smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Swimming Pool
Post by LeLimey on May 6^th, 2005, 7:23am

Hmm.. I was WONDERING why we hadn't heard from Frank... dirty bugger!! [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Swimming Pool
Post by nani on May 6^th, 2005, 11:32am

on 05/06/05 at 07:23:55, LeLimey wrote:

Hmm.. I was WONDERING why we hadn't heard from Frank... dirty bugger!! [smiley=laugh.gif]

[smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Swimming Pool
Post by jokrs2 on May 6^th, 2005, 8:34pm

That was a tough landing but I'm ok now [smiley=laugh.gif]
Nice one Bethany!!