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(Message started by: jokrs2 on May 3^rd, 2005, 8:50pm)

Title: Redneck Quick Fix
Post by jokrs2 on May 3^rd, 2005, 8:50pm

Redneck Vasectomy

After having their 11th child, a north Georgia mountain couple decided that 11 were enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children.
The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive. A less costly alternative, said the doctor, was to go home, get a cherry bomb (fireworks are legal in the north Georgia mountains), light it, put it in an empty beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10.

The redneck said to the doctor, I may not be the smartest man in the world, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me. Trust me, said the doctor.

So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count:

1, 2, 3, 4, 5

At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs, and resumed counting on his other hand.

This procedure also works in Kentucky, Tennessee, Mississippi, Alabama, Arkansas, West Virginia and most places in Oklahoma and Texas.

Title: Re: Redneck Quick Fix
Post by sandie99 on May 4^th, 2005, 8:17am

Why do I hear a male voice saying "Don't try this at home" in the end? [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Redneck Quick Fix
Post by Langa on May 4^th, 2005, 8:29am

That's just not nice... ;;D

Title: Re: Redneck Quick Fix
Post by bigAl on May 4^th, 2005, 8:54am

Why does it strike me that George (the bungler) Bush might try this but somehow screw it up.

http://web.ukonline.co.uk/john-col/images/gallery/george-bush.jpg

Title: Re: Redneck Quick Fix
Post by Redneck on May 4^th, 2005, 10:17pm

on 05/04/05 at 08:54:12, bigAl wrote:

Why does it strike me that George (the bungler) Bush might try this but somehow screw it up.

http://web.ukonline.co.uk/john-col/images/gallery/george-bush.jpg

Cause he's a Vulcan in disguise? ;;D

Title: Re: Redneck Quick Fix
Post by mynm156 on May 5^th, 2005, 1:22pm