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(Message started by: mynm156 on Apr 25^th, 2005, 8:27pm)

Title: Three days to live
Post by mynm156 on Apr 25^th, 2005, 8:27pm

A cowboy was captured by indians and was taken to the chief. The chief said we are going to kill you. I will give you three moons to live. On the sunrise after the third moon you will be burned alive.

I will give you three last requests one each day. You can make your first request now.

The Cowboy said, " I wanna see my horse."

The cowboy whispered in the horses ear and off he ran!

Later that day the horse returned with a beautiful naked women on his back. The chief said I see he wants to enjoy a women again before he dies. and so the cowboy took the women into his teepee.

THe next day the chief said, "What is your request?"

The Cowboy said, " I wanna see my horse."

The cowboy whispered in the horses ear and off he ran!

Later that day the horse returned with another beautiful naked women on his back. The Chief said is that ALL this White man cares about? I will never understand the white man. So again the cowboy took the women into his teepee for the night.

The next day the chief said, "This is your last request?"

The Cowboy said, " I wanna see my horse." this time the cowboy grabed the horse hard by the ears and yelled. " GET ME THE POSSEY! I SAID POSSEY!!"

Title: Re: Three days to live
Post by sandie99 on Apr 26^th, 2005, 2:42am

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