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(Message started by: daffyswacky on Apr 20^th, 2005, 7:08pm)

Title: Well SHIT...
Post by daffyswacky on Apr 20^th, 2005, 7:08pm

>The Basic Building Block of the English Language ?????????
>
>Well, it's shit, that's right, shit!
>Shit may just be the most functional
>word in the English language.
>
>Consider:
>You can get shit-faced,
>Be shit out of luck,
>or have shit for brains.
>
>With a little effort,
>you can get your shit together,
>Find a place for your shit,
>
>Or be asked to shit or get off the pot!
>
>
>You can smoke shit, buy shit,
>sell shit, lose shit,
>find shit, forget shit,
>and tell others to eat shit
>
>Some people know their shit, while others can't tell
>
>the difference between Shit and Shinola.
>
>There are lucky shits,
>dumb shits, crazy shits,
>
>There is bull shit,
>horse shit and chicken shit.
>
>You can throw shit,
>sling shit, catch shit,
>shoot the shit,
>or duck when the shit hits the fan.
>
>You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle.
>
>You can find yourself in deep shit
>or be happier than a pig in shit.
>
>Some days are colder than shit,
>some days are hotter than shit,
>and some days are just plain shitty.
>
>Some music sounds like shit,
>things can look like shit,
>and there are times when you feel like shit.
>
>You can have too much shit, not enough shit,
>the right shit,
>the wrong shit or
>a lot of weird shit.
>
>You can carry shit,
>have a mountain of shit,
>or find yourself up shits creek without a paddle
>Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and
>other times you fall in
>a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose.
>
>When you stop to consider all the facts,
>it's the basic building block of the English language.
>
>And remember, once you know your shit,!
>you don't need to know anything else!
>
>You could pass this along, if you give a shit.
>
>Or not do so, If you don't give a shit!
>
>Well Shit, it's time for me to go.
>Just wanted you to know that I do
>Give A Shit and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of shit.
>
>But if you happened to catch a load of shit from some shit head........
>Well, shit happens!

Title: Re: Well SHIT...
Post by sandie99 on Apr 21^st, 2005, 1:01am

;;D

When I was reading Gandhi's thoughts, I found out that in (hindi???) the word "shit" means "knowledge". Interesting, isn't it?

Title: Re: Well SHIT...
Post by jokrs2 on Apr 21^st, 2005, 2:01am

Shit = Knowledge.....verrrry interesting [smiley=laugh.gif]
One day my dad was yelling at the Tyee Junior High football team saying, "go Tyee", and a southeast asian man started laughing at him. When my dad asked him what was so funny the asian man said that in his language Tyee meant "piss".

Title: Re: Well SHIT...
Post by sandie99 on Apr 21^st, 2005, 12:19pm

on 04/21/05 at 02:01:45, jokrs2 wrote:

One day my dad was yelling at the Tyee Junior High football team saying, "go Tyee", and a southeast asian man started laughing at him. When my dad asked him what was so funny the asian man said that in his language Tyee meant "piss".

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