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(Message started by: daffyswacky on Apr 20^th, 2005, 12:50pm)

Title: Church Humor
Post by daffyswacky on Apr 20^th, 2005, 12:50pm

A visiting minister during the offertory prayer:

"Dear Lord," he began with arms extended and a rapturous look on his
upturned face, "without you we are but dust..."

He would have continued, but at that moment one very obedient little
girl (who was listening carefully for a change!) leaned over to her
mother and asked quite audibly in her shrill little girl voice,
"Mommy, WHAT is butt dust?"

Church was pretty much over at that point..

Title: Re: Church Humor
Post by Frank_W on Apr 20^th, 2005, 2:01pm

[smiley=laugh.gif] LMAO!! [smiley=crackup.gif]

Title: Re: Church Humor
Post by Langa on Apr 20^th, 2005, 6:17pm

[smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Church Humor
Post by sandie99 on Apr 21^st, 2005, 1:04am

[smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Church Humor
Post by bigAl on Apr 21^st, 2005, 6:47pm

on 04/20/05 at 12:50:13, daffyswacky wrote:

"WHAT is butt dust?"..

...similar to cooties

http://hp-nerd.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/cooties.gif