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(Message started by: kimh on Apr 19^th, 2005, 8:09pm)

Title: Newspaper Ads
Post by kimh on Apr 19^th, 2005, 8:09pm

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites

FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.

FREE PUPPIES... Part German Shepherd, part stupid dog

FREE GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German.

FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat .. been out a while..better be
a reward.

COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.. Also 1 gay bull for sale.

NORDIC TRACK $300 Hardly used, call Chubby

GEORGIA PEACHES, California grown - 89 cents lb.

NICE PARACHUTE: Never opened - used once

JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer $300

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE. WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE. Call Stephanie.
(advertised in Waco's Thrifty Nickel)

(AND THE BEST ONE)

FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes.
Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed, got
married last month. Wife knows everything

:D

Title: Re: Newspaper Ads
Post by LeLimey on Apr 20^th, 2005, 3:59am

LMAO.. they are brilliant! This one is my favourite though

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WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE. WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE. Call Stephanie.

I can relate to that one... :-/

Title: Re: Newspaper Ads
Post by Frank_W on Apr 20^th, 2005, 8:13am

NICE PARACHUTE: Never opened - used once - slight stain

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Title: Re: Newspaper Ads
Post by sandie99 on Apr 20^th, 2005, 12:31pm

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