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(Message started by: thomas on Apr 19^th, 2005, 1:54pm)

Title: Sure you wanna be my friend?
Post by thomas on Apr 19^th, 2005, 1:54pm

Are you tired of all those sissy "friendship" poems that always-sound good, but
never actually come close to reality?

Well, here is a series of promises that really speaks to true friendship:

1. When you are sad - I will help get you drunk and plot revenge against the
sorry bastard who made you sad.

2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile - I will know you finally got laid.

4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. Wh!en you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse
it could be and to quit whining.

6. When you are confused - I will use little words.

7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I
don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

This is my oath...I pledge it till the end. Why, you may ask? Because you are my
friend.

Title: Re: Sure you wanna be my friend?
Post by Frank_W on Apr 19^th, 2005, 2:50pm

We need to go out and do some serious drinkin', bro'! [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=me&mb.gif] *Singin' The Cramps, "Let's Get Fucked Up." [smiley=laugh.gif]