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(Message started by: BikerBob on Apr 16^th, 2005, 2:12am)

Title: The Fly
Post by BikerBob on Apr 16^th, 2005, 2:12am

One spring day, a fish was swimming about a foot below the surface of a lake and saw a fly hovering just out of striking distance.

The fish said to itself, "If that fly comes six inches closer, I'll jump up and have myself a meal." Just then, a bear on the shore of the lake looked up and said to itself, "If that fly gets any closer to that fish, the fish will jump up, and I'll catch the fish and have myself a meal."

As luck would have it, a hunter saw what was happening. He thought to himself, "If that fly moves closer to the fish, the fish will jump, the bear will lean over to grab the fish, and I'll shoot the bear."

Just then, a rat was standing behind the hunter saying to itself, "If that fly moves closer to the fish, the fish will jump, the bear will lean over to grab the fish, the hunter will lean over to shoot the bear, and I'll grab the sandwich from the backpack of the hunter."

However, unbeknownst to the rat, a cat was observing everything and thinking, "If that fly moves closer to the fish, the fish will jump, the bear will grab the fish, the hunter will shoot the bear, the rat will grab the sandwich, and I'll snatch the rat."

At that very moment, the fly dropped a few inches, the fish grabbed the fly, the bear grabbed the fish, the hunter shot the bear, the rat grabbed the sandwich, the cat jumped, missed the rat and landed in the lake.

The moral of this story is: If the fly drops six inches the kitty will get wet.

:o

Title: Re: The Fly
Post by Langa on Apr 16^th, 2005, 11:34am

::)

Title: Re: The Fly
Post by pattik on Apr 16^th, 2005, 12:11pm

[smiley=laugh.gif] :-[

Title: Re: The Fly
Post by bigAl on Apr 16^th, 2005, 10:18pm

"the kitty gets wet"

but what about the big Dog ?

http://www.localinfinities.com/infinitesimals/fly.jpg

Title: Re: The Fly
Post by BikerBob on Apr 17^th, 2005, 1:23am

Excuse Me, Your Fly Is Unzipped

1. "The cucumber has left the salad."

2. "Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out."

3. "Your soldier ain't so unknown now."

4. "Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells."

5. "Elvis Junior has LEFT the building!"

6. "Mini Me is making a break for the escape pod.

7. "You've got your fly set for Monica instead of Hillary."

8. "You've got a security breach at Los Pantaloons."

9. "I'm talking about Shaft, can you dig it?"

10. "Men are From Mars, women can see Your Penis."

Title: Re: The Fly
Post by sandie99 on Apr 17^th, 2005, 9:48am

::)

Title: Re: The Fly
Post by Langa on Apr 17^th, 2005, 12:03pm

Quote:

"I'm talking about Shaft, can you dig it?"