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(Message started by: matman on Apr 15^th, 2005, 3:17pm)

Title: Get a Job
Post by matman on Apr 15^th, 2005, 3:17pm

A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the
counter and says, "Hi, you know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd Really
rather have a job."

The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent. We
just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a
chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive
around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of
the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort her on
her overseas holiday trips. You'll have a two-bedroom apartment above the
garage. The starting salary is $200,000 a year."

The guy says, "You're bullshitting me!"

The social worker says, "Yeah, well, you started it."

Title: Re: Get a Job
Post by mynm156 on Apr 15^th, 2005, 3:52pm

[smiley=crackup.gif] I WANT THAT JOB !!!!

Title: Re: Get a Job
Post by bigAl on Apr 15^th, 2005, 5:02pm

http://imagescommerce.bcentral.com/merchantfiles/4508723/no%20bullshit.gif

Title: Re: Get a Job
Post by Biker on Apr 15^th, 2005, 5:37pm

Keep working. Our welfair citizens and politicians depend upon your labor.

Title: Re: Get a Job
Post by jokrs2 on Apr 15^th, 2005, 6:34pm

Oh yesssss! ;;D I just love it when the idiots spew the volcanic crap about re-distributing the wealth. :-X

Title: Re: Get a Job
Post by sandie99 on Apr 17^th, 2005, 9:53am

[smiley=laugh.gif]