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(Message started by: mynm156 on Apr 13^th, 2005, 5:45pm)

Title: Pick up line time again!!!
Post by mynm156 on Apr 13^th, 2005, 5:45pm

I will start us off.

I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.

MYNM156

Title: Re: Pick up line time again!!!
Post by taraann on Apr 13^th, 2005, 11:59pm

"Hey, how have you been? Oh I'm sorry you look just like someone I know. Hi, I'm ....."

Title: Re: Pick up line time again!!!
Post by Frank_W on Apr 14^th, 2005, 9:01am

"Do you have Irish in you? ..... Would you like some?" [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Pick up line time again!!!
Post by LeLimey on Apr 14^th, 2005, 9:50am

One that got used on my very flat chested sister in law

(from behind) hey love I've got a joke thats so funny your tits will fall off
(when she turned around) Oh I see you've already heard it...

and no she was NOT amused!

Title: Re: Pick up line time again!!!
Post by Frank_W on Apr 14^th, 2005, 10:03am

ROFLMAO!!! THAT is hilarious!!!

Title: Re: Pick up line time again!!!
Post by pattik on Apr 14^th, 2005, 10:59am

Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them. ::)

Title: Re: Pick up line time again!!!
Post by mynm156 on Apr 14^th, 2005, 11:10am

Come on gang we can do better than this!

Your place or mine? Tell you what? I'll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours

Title: Re: Pick up line time again!!!
Post by LeLimey on Apr 14^th, 2005, 11:22am

I still laugh at one I got asked a few years ago.. do you want to go halves on a bastard??
It did make me laugh and I did let him buy me a drink!

Title: Re: Pick up line time again!!!
Post by M.R. on Apr 14^th, 2005, 6:53pm

Can I hump your leg for the 20 seconds it would take..... ;;D

Title: Re: Pick up line time again!!!
Post by mynm156 on Apr 14^th, 2005, 6:58pm

Hey Why dont you just take me home and lets do all the things that I am just gonna tell everyone we did anyway.

Title: Re: Pick up line time again!!!
Post by judkins on Apr 15^th, 2005, 2:00am

Hey.... sex with me is so good..even the neighbours have a cigarette!!!!

I didn't hang around to see if it was true.

Title: Re: Pick up line time again!!!
Post by mynm156 on Apr 15^th, 2005, 2:52pm

on 04/15/05 at 02:00:11, judkins wrote:

Hey.... sex with me is so good..even the neighbours have a cigarette!!!!

I didn't hang around to see if it was true.

HAHAHAHAHA Im In!!!

Title: Re: Pick up line time again!!!
Post by Frank_W on Apr 15^th, 2005, 3:48pm

on 04/15/05 at 14:52:36, mynm156 wrote:

HAHAHAHAHA Im In!!!

No. You just WISH you were!! LMAO!! [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Pick up line time again!!!
Post by mynm156 on Apr 19^th, 2005, 2:57pm

I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock.

Title: Re: Pick up line time again!!!
Post by thomas on Apr 19^th, 2005, 3:14pm

Why yes it is more than just "eye" candy, wanna taste?

Title: Re: Pick up line time again!!!
Post by Bethany1 on Apr 19^th, 2005, 4:24pm

are you from Tennessee? Cause your the only 10 I see. [smiley=hurl.gif] [smiley=hurl.gif]

Title: Re: Pick up line time again!!!
Post by LeLimey on Apr 19^th, 2005, 4:27pm

on 04/19/05 at 16:24:32, Bethany1 wrote:

are you from Tennessee? Cause your the only 10 I see. [smiley=hurl.gif] [smiley=hurl.gif]

Blimey.. don't say that in front of Frank for Gawds sake!!
Mind you he IS a ten.....

(IQ)

Title: Re: Pick up line time again!!!
Post by Langa on Apr 19^th, 2005, 4:41pm

Do you have the time??? (idiot was wearing a watch…)
I turned around and told him “yeah, but what’s wrong with your watch?”…”Nothing…but don’t you think it’s about time we met…”?

I decided it wasn’t time…NO.

True story…hey, at least he was original :-/

Langa

Title: Re: Pick up line time again!!!
Post by M.R. on Apr 19^th, 2005, 7:04pm

Would you care to participate in my mid-life crisis? ;;D

Title: Re: Pick up line time again!!!
Post by samsara on Apr 19^th, 2005, 8:46pm

OH these are funny!!

Here is one everyone has heard...

That shirt looks great on you.. it would look even better on the floor next to my bed..

Title: Re: Pick up line time again!!!
Post by mynm156 on Apr 20^th, 2005, 1:09pm

That shirt is very becoming on you and if I were that shirt I would be coming on you too.

MYNM156

Title: Re: Pick up line time again!!!
Post by JDH on Apr 20^th, 2005, 11:18pm

on 04/14/05 at 11:22:46, LeLimey wrote:

do you want to go halves on a bastard??

I love that one [smiley=laugh.gif]

I'm going to have sex with you tonight no matter what so you might as well be there.

How do you like your eggs in the morning? srambled or fertilized?

There must be a keg in your pants, cause I want to tap that ass.

Nice Shoes. Wanna fuck?

Jim