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(Message started by: judkins on Apr 11^th, 2005, 7:07am)

Title: My Mistake
Post by judkins on Apr 11^th, 2005, 7:07am

Upon reaching 65, old Tom decided to retire.After having him under foot for a few months, his wife became very agitated with him. She suggested he go and do something to occupy him like join a club or get a hobby. Old Tom obliged and went out for a couple of hours.

When he got home his wife asked about his day and he replied, "Oh, I just went down to the corner bar and hung out with the guys. Oh yeah, I joined a parachute club." "What? Are you nuts? You're 65 years old and you're going to start parachuting?"
"Yeah, look I even got a membership card." "Old man, you need glasses! This is a membership in a PROSTITUTE CLUB!" "OH, GREAT!

NOW WHAT AM I GONNA DO?

I SIGNED UP FOR 5 JUMPS A WEEK!!" [smiley=JAW_DROP.gif]

Title: Re: My Mistake
Post by sandie99 on Apr 11^th, 2005, 9:27am

[smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: My Mistake
Post by mynm156 on Apr 11^th, 2005, 9:54am

Oh DARN!

Title: Re: My Mistake
Post by Langa on Apr 11^th, 2005, 1:30pm