Clusterheadaches.com Message Board


    
      
        Clusterheadaches.com Message Board
        (http://www.clusterheadaches.com/cgi-bin/yabb/YaBB.cgi)
      

        New Message Board Archives >> 2005 Funnies and Jokes >> On the pull
        
(Message started by: judkins on Apr 10^th, 2005, 10:28am)

Title: On the pull
Post by judkins on Apr 10^th, 2005, 10:28am

Two deaf people got married. During the first week of marriage, they found they were unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn the lights off because they can't see each other using sign language.
After several nights of fumbling around and misunderstandings, the wife decides to find a solution. "Honey," she signs, "Why don't we agree on some simple signals? For instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and squeeze my right breast one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and squeeze my left breast one time."
The husband thinks this is a great idea and signs back to his wife, "Great idea, now if you want to have sex with me, reach over and pull on penis one time."
"If you don't want to have sex, reach over and pull on my penis....fifty times." [smiley=blush.gif]

Title: Re: On the pull
Post by mynm156 on Apr 10^th, 2005, 12:43pm

What ever works!

Title: Re: On the pull
Post by Frank_W on Apr 10^th, 2005, 4:27pm

Sounds like a happy arrangement!! [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: On the pull
Post by Langa on Apr 10^th, 2005, 9:08pm

Seems like he got the better end of the deal... [smiley=laugh.gif]

Langa

Title: Re: On the pull
Post by sandie99 on Apr 11^th, 2005, 9:28am

;;D