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(Message started by: judkins on Apr 9^th, 2005, 11:02pm)

Title: Brrrrrrr
Post by judkins on Apr 9^th, 2005, 11:02pm

A new young blonde bride calls her mother in tears.
She sobs, "Robert doesn't appreciate what I do for him."

"Now, now," her mother comforted, "I am sure it was all just a misunderstanding."

"No, mother," you don't understand.
"I bought a frozen turkey roll and he yelled and screamed at me about the price!"

"Well, the nerve of that lousy cheapskate!" says her mom.
"Those turkey rolls are only a few dollars."

"No, mother it wasn't the price of the turkey, it was the airplane ticket."
"Airplane ticket.... What did you need an airplane ticket for?"

"Well mother, when I went to fix it, I looked at the directions on the package and it said - 'Prepare from a frozen state,' so I flew to Alaska!" :P

Title: Re: Brrrrrrr
Post by bigAl on Apr 10^th, 2005, 12:34am

What does a blonde Owl say?

What, what?

http://ils.unc.edu/daniel/OWL.JPG

Title: Re: Brrrrrrr
Post by sandie99 on Apr 10^th, 2005, 3:33am

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