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(Message started by: daffyswacky on Apr 9^th, 2005, 10:44am)

Title: LITTLE JOHNNY....
Post by daffyswacky on Apr 9^th, 2005, 10:44am

Subject: Little Johnny, again.

>
> A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She
> started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand
> up!"
> After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, "Do you
> think you're stupid, Little Johnny?""No, ma'am, but I hate to see you
> standing there all by yourself!"
>
> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>
> Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on
> her face. "Why do you do that, mommy?" he asked.
>
> "To make myself beautiful," said his mother, who then began removing the
> cream with a tissue.
>
>
> "What's the matter?" asked Little Johnny. "Giving up?"
>
> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
>
> A Sunday School teacher of preschoolers was concerned that his students
> might be a little confused about Jesus Christ because of the Christmas
> season emphasis on His birth. He wanted to make sure they understood
> that the birth of Jesus occurred a long time ago, that He grew up, etc.
> So he asked his class, "Where is Jesus today?"
>
> Steven raised his hand and said, "He's in heaven."
>
> Mary was called on and answered, "He's in my heart."
>
> Little Johnny, waving his hand furiously, blurted out, "I know! I know!
> He's in our bathroom!!!"
>
> The whole class got very quiet, looked at the teacher, and waited for a
> response. The teacher was completely at a loss for a few very long
> seconds, Finally, he gathered his wits and asked Little Johnny how he
> knew this.
>
> Little Johnny said, "Well...every morning, my father gets up, bangs on
> the bathroom door, and yells, "Jesus Christ, are you still in there?!"
>
> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>
> The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in
> class. She called on him and said, "Johnny! What are 2 and 4 and 28
> and 44?"
>
> Little Johnny quickly replied, "NBC, CBS, HBO and the Cartoon Network!"
>
> ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> Little Johnny's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local
> police station where they saw pictures, tacked to a bulletin board, of
> the 10 most wanted criminals.
>
> One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was
> the photo of a wanted person.
>
> "Yes," said the policeman. "The detectives want very badly to capture
> him."
>
> Little Johnny asked, "Why didn't you keep him when you took his
> picture."

Title: Re: LITTLE JOHNNY....
Post by Langa on Apr 9^th, 2005, 11:20am

I love these "little Johhny" jokes... [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]
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Title: Re: LITTLE JOHNNY....
Post by sandie99 on Apr 9^th, 2005, 12:12pm

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Title: Re: LITTLE JOHNNY....
Post by judkins on Apr 9^th, 2005, 10:27pm

Love em [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]