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(Message started by: daffyswacky on Apr 7^th, 2005, 10:41am)

Title: Curtain Rods
Post by daffyswacky on Apr 7^th, 2005, 10:41am

She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and
suitcases. On the second day, she had the movers come and collectedher
things. On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their
beautiful dining room table by candlelight, put on some softbackground
music, and feasted on a pound of shrimp, a jar of caviar, and a bottle
of Chardonnay. When she had finished, she went into each and everyroom
and deposited a few half-eaten shrimp shells dipped in caviar, intothe
hollow of the curtain rods. She then cleaned up the kitchen and left.

When the husband returned with his new girlfriend, all was bliss forthe
first few days. Then slowly, the house began to smell. They tried
everything, cleaning, mopping, and airing the place out. Vents were
checked for dead rodents, and carpets were steam cleaned. Airfresheners
were hung everywhere. Exterminators were brought in to set off gas
canisters, during which they had to move out for a few days, and inthe
end they even paid to replace the expensive wool carpeting. Nothing
worked. People stopped coming over to visit. Repairmen refused towork
in the house. The maid quit. Finally, they could not take the stenchany
longer and decided to move. A month later, even though they had cut
their price in half, they could not find a buyer for their stinkyhouse.
Word got out, and eventually, even the local realtors refused toreturn
their calls. Finally, they had to borrow a huge sum of money from the
bank to purchase a new place.

The ex-wife called the man, and asked how things were going. He toldher
the saga of the rotting house. She listened politely, and said thatshe
missed her old home terribly, and would be willing to reduce herdivorce
settlement in exchange for getting the house back. Knowing hisex-wife
had no idea how bad the smell was, he agreed on a price that wasabout
1/10th of what the house had been worth, but only if she were to sign
the papers that very day. She agreed, and within the hour his lawyers
delivered the paperwork.

A week later the man and his girlfriend stood smiling as they watched
the moving company pack everything from the old house to take to their new home, including the curtain rods.

I LOVE A HAPPY ENDING, DON'T YOU????

Title: Re: Curtain Rods
Post by Frank_W on Apr 7^th, 2005, 10:44am

ROFLMAO!! That RULES!! [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=headbanger.gif]

Title: Re: Curtain Rods
Post by sandie99 on Apr 7^th, 2005, 11:18am

;;D
You know what they say... don't get mad, get even... ;)

Title: Re: Curtain Rods
Post by mynm156 on Apr 8^th, 2005, 11:13am

So THATS how she did it?!

Title: Re: Curtain Rods
Post by bigAl on Apr 8^th, 2005, 10:36pm

Just another wicked witch

http://www.weirdload.com/art/wwitch.jpg

Title: Re: Curtain Rods
Post by judkins on Apr 9^th, 2005, 4:21am

Nothings worse than a woman scorned.
Good one.