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(Message started by: E-Double on Apr 6^th, 2005, 9:46pm)

Title: Lifesaver Flavors
Post by E-Double on Apr 6^th, 2005, 9:46pm

A teacher was doing a study testing the senses of first graders, using a bowl of lifesavers.

The children began to say:

"Red...........cherry,"
"Yellow.........lemon,"
"Green..........lime,"
"Orange.........orange,"

Finally the teacher gave them all honey lifesavers. After eating them none of the children could identify the taste.

"Well," he said, "I'll give you all a clue, It's what your mother may sometimes call your father."

One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled:

"Oh My God!!!! They're ass holes!"

Title: Re: Lifesaver Flavors
Post by nani on Apr 6^th, 2005, 9:47pm

this one's always been one of my favorites! [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Lifesaver Flavors
Post by sandie99 on Apr 6^th, 2005, 11:38pm

[smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Lifesaver Flavors
Post by broomhilda on Apr 6^th, 2005, 11:41pm

LMAO Eric....

One of my old time favs...

Why are lifesavers better than men?

They come in five different flavours ;;D

:-X