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(Message started by: taraann on Apr 4^th, 2005, 1:37am)

Title: Bumper Stickers
Post by taraann on Apr 4^th, 2005, 1:37am

Here are a few real and/or fictitious bumper stickers:

If you can read this, I've lost my trailer

The earth is full GO HOME

I have the body of a God - Buddha

If we quit voting, will they all go away?

Eat right, Exercise, Die anyway

Illiterate? Write for Help

Honk if anything falls off

I refuse to have a battle of Wits with an unarmed man

YOU ! Out of the Gene Pool - NOW

I do what my rice Krispies tell me to

If walking is good for you, Then why does my
mailman look like Jabba The Hut?

Body by Nautilus, Brain by Mattel

Boldly going Nowhere

Caution == Driver legally Blonde

How many roads must a man travel down
before he admits he is lost?

Grow your own dope - plant a man

POLITICIANS AND DIAPERS NEED TO BE
CHANGED AND FOR THE SAME REASON.

Title: Re: Bumper Stickers
Post by sandie99 on Apr 4^th, 2005, 3:05am

[smiley=laugh.gif]

This is my fave:

on 04/04/05 at 01:37:30, taraann wrote:

I do what my rice Krispies tell me to

Title: Re: Bumper Stickers
Post by Frank_W on Apr 5^th, 2005, 8:16am

On my Jeep: "Don't Be A Dick."

And the other: "God was my copilot but we crashed in the mountains and I had to eat him." (I get some odd looks) LOL

Title: Re: Bumper Stickers
Post by mynm156 on Apr 5^th, 2005, 11:16am

[smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Bumper Stickers
Post by nani on Apr 5^th, 2005, 11:22am

[smiley=laugh.gif]
I have to get this one:

Quote:

I have the body of a God - Buddha

And one I saw the other day:
Yeah...I'm still HOT...but it comes in flashes now

Title: Re: Bumper Stickers
Post by vietvet2tours on Apr 5^th, 2005, 12:45pm

Save a mouse eat a p^ssy