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Title: Well ...It's like this Dear Post by Redd715 on Mar 31st, 2005, 11:47am Wife comes home early from work one day only to find her husband in bed with a strange woman. She says, "That's it, I'm leaving and never coming back." He says, "Don't you at least want to hear my explanation? She shrugs and says, "Fine, let's hear your story. And this had better be good!" He says, "Well, I'm driving along the street, when I see this young lady in torn clothes, no shoes, all muddy and crying. I took pity on her and asked if she would like to get cleaned up in my house. She climbed into my truck and I brought her home. She took a shower. I gave her the underwear that doesn't fit you anymore, the silk blouse and slacks that I bought you two years ago that you wore once, the $150 Nike running shoes you bought and wore only twice. I even gave her some of the roast beef you had in the fridge, that you never served me. I showed her to the door. She was so grateful, for all these thing's, and she thanked me profusely. But then, as she was about to leave she turned around and asked me........ "Is there anything else your wife doesn't use anymore?" |
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Title: Re: Well ...It's like this Dear Post by LeLimey on Mar 31st, 2005, 11:51am [smiley=laugh.gif] She shoulda used him as a punchbag for that! |
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Title: Re: Well ...It's like this Dear Post by Langa on Mar 31st, 2005, 12:46pm She must’ve been doing something right for him to stay? LOL. Langa |
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Title: Re: Well ...It's like this Dear Post by mynm156 on Mar 31st, 2005, 2:21pm Your Killing me RED! [smiley=crackup.gif] Thank God I dont have to worry about that!!! |
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Title: Re: Well ...It's like this Dear Post by sandie99 on Apr 1st, 2005, 12:35pm [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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