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(Message started by: LeLimey on Mar 28^th, 2005, 11:20am)

Title: Rejected C & W Songs...
Post by LeLimey on Mar 28^th, 2005, 11:20am

The Top 13 Rejected Country and Western Song Titles

The Trailer Sure Seems Lonely Now That You and Our Nine Kids Are Gone

You Can Take the Boy Outta the Country, but You Can't Take the Bullets Outta That Liberal City-Boy Who Just Cut Me Off in His Saab

Smells Like Team Roping

I Dropped the Bookcase On My Darlin' and Pleaded Shelf Defense

(Her Bar Tab Is a) Leading Economic Indicator

I Thought I Had Tourette's, But I Just Like Talkin' Dirty To You

You're My Kleenex of Love, and I'm Afraid I'm Gonna Blow It

Bacon and Eczema For Two

Achy, Breaky, Hanky, Panky, Am I Drunk or Are You Skanky?

The Ballad of Pretty Mouth Dan

My Urine is A-Burnin', and You'd Better Believe I'm Pissed

Tearstains on My Pillow Are the Only Wet Spots in My Bed

I Can't Stop Thinkin' About Cowboys (And I'm a Cowboy, Too)

Title: Re: Rejected C & W Songs...
Post by Frank_W on Mar 28^th, 2005, 12:44pm

on 03/28/05 at 11:20:29, LeLimey wrote:

I Thought I Had Tourette's, But I Just Like Talkin' Dirty To You

Wait: Why was THIS one rejected?
[smiley=huh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Rejected C & W Songs...
Post by violet on Apr 6^th, 2005, 6:07pm

Bacon and Eczema for Tow!!!!!! [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Rejected C & W Songs...
Post by sandie99 on Apr 6^th, 2005, 11:40pm

;;D