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(Message started by: LeLimey on Mar 28^th, 2005, 11:18am)

Title: Top C & W Songs
Post by LeLimey on Mar 28^th, 2005, 11:18am

All these are real song titles.

You're the reason our kids are so ugly.

Drop kick me, Jesus, through the goalposts of life.

Get your tongue outta my mouth 'cause I'm kissing you goodbye.

Her teeth were stained but her heart was pure.

How can I miss you if you won't go away?

I wanna whip your cow.

I don't know whether to kill myself or go bowling.

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

I would have wrote you a letter but I couldn't spell yuck.

I flushed you from the toilets of my heart.

I'm just a bug on the windshield of life.

I wouldn't take her to a dawg fight 'cause I'm afraid she'd win.

If my nose were full of nickels I'd blow them all on you.

Mama get the hammer, there's a fly on papa's head.

My head hurts, my feet stink and I don't love Jesus.

My wife ran off with my best friend and I sure do miss him.

Oh, there's hair oil on my ears and my glasses are slipping down, but baby I can see through you.

Pardon me, I've got some one to kill.

You're A Cross I Can't Bear

It Don't Feel Like Sinnin' To Me

I'm Gettin' Gray From Being Blue

I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You

You Hurt The Love Right Out Of Me

She got the gold mine and I got the shaft.

She got the ring and I got the finger.

They may put me in prison but they can't stop my face from breaking out.

You can't roller skate in a buffalo herd.

You were only a splinter as I slid down the bannister of life.

Her Body Couldn't Keep You Off My Mind

Her Cheatin' Heart Made A Drunken Fool Out Of Me

Out Of My Head And Back In My Bed

Heaven's Just A Sin Away

If The Jukebox Took Teardrops I'd Cry All Night Long

You done tore out my heart and stomped that sucker flat.

And finally.. the ULTIMATE CH song!!!...... (drumroll)

I Got In At 2 With A 10 And Woke Up At 10 With A 2

Title: Re: Top C & W Songs
Post by Bethany1 on Mar 28^th, 2005, 12:31pm

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Title: Re: Top C & W Songs
Post by Frank_W on Mar 28^th, 2005, 12:45pm

on 03/28/05 at 11:18:29, LeLimey wrote:

I wouldn't take her to a dawg fight 'cause I'm afraid she'd win.

Was her name Nadine? I think I dated her, once. :o

Title: Re: Top C & W Songs
Post by Donna_D. on Mar 28^th, 2005, 6:30pm

Ummm...

I've heard most of those songs...

:-[

DD

Title: Re: Top C & W Songs
Post by cynjeep89 on Mar 29^th, 2005, 6:05pm

...and don't forget one of my favorite Jimmy Buffett songs, "If The Phone Doesn't Ring, It's Me".

Title: Re: Top C & W Songs
Post by sandie99 on Apr 1^st, 2005, 12:46pm

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