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(Message started by: mynm156 on Mar 28^th, 2005, 11:12am)

Title: Little Jonnys Math Homework
Post by mynm156 on Mar 28^th, 2005, 11:12am

Little Jonny was doing his math homework.

He said to himself, "Two plus five, that son of a bitch is seven. Three plus six, that son of a bitch is nine...." His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, "What are you doing?"
Little Jonny answered, "I'm doing my math homework, Mom." "And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?" the mother asked. "Yes," he answered.

Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher the next day, "What are you teaching my son in math?"
The teacher replied, "Right now, we are learning addition." The mother asked, "And are you teaching them to say two plus two, that son of a bitch is four?" After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered, "What I taught them was, two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, is four.

Title: Re: Little Jonnys Math Homework
Post by Frank_W on Mar 28^th, 2005, 11:23am

LMAO!! Sounds like something my daughter would do... LOL

Title: Re: Little Jonnys Math Homework
Post by Bethany1 on Mar 28^th, 2005, 12:33pm

ROFLMAO! [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Little Jonnys Math Homework
Post by sandie99 on Apr 1^st, 2005, 12:48pm

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