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Title: Little Jonny Strikes again Post by mynm156 on Mar 21st, 2005, 11:44am A stranger was seated next to Little Johnny on the plane when the stranger turned to the Little Johnny and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger." Little Johnny, who had just opened his book, closed it slowly, and said to the stranger, "What would you like to discuss?" "Oh, I don't know," said the stranger. "How about nuclear power?" "OK," said Little Johnny. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. "A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass. The same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?" "Jeez," said the stranger. "I have no idea." "Well, then," said Little Johnny, "How is it that you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?" |
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Title: Re: Little Jonny Strikes again Post by Langa on Mar 21st, 2005, 12:58pm 'Good one! [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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Title: Re: Little Jonny Strikes again Post by sandie99 on Mar 21st, 2005, 1:00pm [smiley=laugh.gif] Good one! ;;D |
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Title: Re: Little Jonny Strikes again Post by jokrs2 on Mar 21st, 2005, 6:30pm Excellent ;;D I almost sent it to my parents attorney as he is a moron :-X p.s. My dad has been diagnosed as going cuckoo, which now helps us understand the reason why when he farts he tells his butt to,"stop it!" ROTFL [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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Title: Re: Little Jonny Strikes again Post by Jonny on Mar 22nd, 2005, 7:43pm MYNM.......LMMFAO!!!!! ;;D |
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Title: Re: Little Jonny Strikes again Post by judkins on Mar 23rd, 2005, 3:38am Keep em going.... I luv em!!!! [smiley=thumbsup.gif] |
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