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(Message started by: Sandy_C on Mar 17^th, 2005, 9:01am)

Title: The Indian Chief
Post by Sandy_C on Mar 17^th, 2005, 9:01am

An old Indian chief sat in his hut on the reservation, smoking a ceremonial pipe and eying two U.S.government officials sent to interview him.

"Chief Two Eagles," asked one official, "You have
observed the white man for 90 years. You've seen his wars and his material wealth. You've seen his progress, and his failures."

The chief nodded in agreement. The official continued, "Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?"

The chief stared at the government officials for over a minute and then calmly replied, "When white man found the land, Indians were running it. No taxes, no debt, plenty buffalo, plenty beaver, women did all the work,
medicine man free, Indian man spent all day hunting
and fishing, all night having sex."

Then the chief inhaled from his pipe, leaned back, slowly exhaled and watched the smoke rise into the air. With a twinkle in his steel gray eyes he ever so slightly smiled and said, "Only white man dumb enough to think he
could improve system like that."

Title: Re: The Indian Chief
Post by Biker on Mar 17^th, 2005, 2:11pm

Yea buddy. The redman wasn't nearly as dumb as the modern white man.

Title: Re: The Indian Chief
Post by jokrs2 on Mar 17^th, 2005, 2:18pm

Half Irish & half Cherokee. I am having a great day at the joke post [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: The Indian Chief
Post by Frank_W on Mar 17^th, 2005, 2:33pm

LOL! Ditto. Irish/English/Chippewa, here. [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: The Indian Chief
Post by Sandy_C on Mar 17^th, 2005, 3:18pm

Irish/Scottish/Cherokee

Title: Re: The Indian Chief
Post by sandie99 on Mar 18^th, 2005, 3:54am

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