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(Message started by: Frank_W on Mar 15^th, 2005, 3:14pm)

Title: The Nun...
Post by Frank_W on Mar 15^th, 2005, 3:14pm

A nun, badly needing to use to the restroom, walked into a local
Hooters restaurant. The place was hopping with music and loud
conversation and every once in a while the lights would turn off.
Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into
cheers.
However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent.

She walked up to the bartender, and asked, "May I please use the
restroom?
The bartender replied, "OK, but I should warn you that there is a
statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf."

"Well, in that case I'll just look the other way," said the nun.

So, the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant,
and she proceeded to the restroom. After a few minutes, she came
back out, and the whole place stopped just long enough to give
the nun a loud round of applause.

She went to the bartender and said, "Sir, I don't understand. Why
did they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?"

"Well, now they know you're one of us, "said the bartender, "Would
you like a drink?" "But, I still don't understand," said the
puzzled nun.

"You see," laughed the bartender, "every time the fig leaf on the
statue is lifted up, the lights go out. Now, how about that
drink?"

Title: Re: The Nun...
Post by jokrs2 on Mar 15^th, 2005, 5:50pm

Excellent ;;D ;;D Those nuns can be curious.