Clusterheadaches.com Message Board (http://www.clusterheadaches.com/cgi-bin/yabb/YaBB.cgi)
New Message Board Archives >> 2005 Funnies and Jokes >> Bars In Boston
(Message started by: jokrs2 on Mar 12th, 2005, 7:39pm)

Title: Bars In Boston
Post by jokrs2 on Mar 12th, 2005, 7:39pm
A bear walks into a bar in Boston and orders a beer.  The bartender says, "sorry, but we don't serve beers to bears in bars in Boston."  The bear says, "you better serve me a beer or I'll go over and kill that woman sitting there and eat her."  The bartender says, "go ahead."  The bear goes over to the woman, kills and eats her.  The bear again demands a beer.  The bartender says, "we don't serve beers to bears on drugs in bars in Boston."  The bear says, "what are you talking about, I'm not on drugs!"  The bartender says "yes you are, that was the barbitchyouate!"

Title: Re: Bars In Boston
Post by judkins on Mar 13th, 2005, 2:45am
Really enjoyed that joke. Just what I needed today [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Bars In Boston
Post by jokrs2 on Mar 14th, 2005, 2:56am
You're welcome judkins ;;D
Lot's of good ones in here. Joe

Title: Re: Bars In Boston
Post by sandie99 on Mar 15th, 2005, 12:37pm
[smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Bars In Boston
Post by floridian on Mar 15th, 2005, 2:05pm

on 03/12/05 at 19:39:07, jokrs2 wrote:
A bear walks into a bar in Boston and orders a beer.  The bartender says, "sorry, but we don't serve beers to bears in bars in Boston."  The bear says, "you better serve me a beer or I'll go over and kill that woman sitting there and eat her."  The bartender says, "go ahead."  The bear goes over to the woman, kills and eats her.  The bear again demands a beer.  The bartender says, "we don't serve beers to bears on drugs in bars in Boston."  The bear says, "what are you talking about, I'm not on drugs!"  The bartender says "yes you are, that was the barbitchyouate!"


Then what happened?? Did the bear get his beer??

Title: Re: Bars In Boston
Post by jokrs2 on Mar 15th, 2005, 5:20pm
I don't know if the bear who was in the bar in Boston asking for a beer ever got it. I live on the west coast. ;;D

Title: Re: Bars In Boston
Post by Langa on Mar 15th, 2005, 9:38pm

on 03/15/05 at 14:05:08, floridian wrote:
Then what happened?? Did the bear get his beer??


Damn, that's what I was thinking...

Cook joke though...actually laughed out loud on that one...!

Langa



Clusterheadaches.com Message Board » Powered by YaBB 1 Gold - SP 1.3.1!
YaBB © 2000-2003. All Rights Reserved.