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(Message started by: BikerBob on Mar 12^th, 2005, 1:15pm)

Title: Drive-through ATM
Post by BikerBob on Mar 12^th, 2005, 1:15pm

Procedures for withdrawing cash from the drive-through ATM:

MALE PROCEDURE
1. Drive up to the cash machine.
2. Put down your car window.
3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
6. Put window up.
7. Drive off.

FEMALE PROCEDURE
1. Drive up to cash machine.
2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine.
3. Set parking brake, put the window down.
4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.
5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up.
6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.
8. Insert card.
9. Re-insert card the right way.
10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside of the back page.
11. Enter PIN.
12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
13. Enter amount of cash required.
14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.
15. Retrieve cash and receipt.
16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.
17. Write deposit amount in check register and place receipt in back of checkbook.
18. Re-check makeup.
19. Drive forward 2 feet.
20. Reverse back to cash machine.
21. Retrieve card.
22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided.
23. Give appropriate one-fingered hand signal to irate male driver waiting behind you.
24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
25. Redial person on cell phone.
26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
27. Release Parking Brake

Title: Re: Drive-through ATM
Post by nani on Mar 12^th, 2005, 2:22pm

ROTFLMAO Bob!!
As a feminist, I should be highly offended by it...if I hadn't seen it a million times!
~ nani
who doesn't use a purse and keeps all her stuff on the passenger seat all the time. ::)

Title: Re: Drive-through ATM
Post by Redneck on Mar 12^th, 2005, 7:18pm

ROTFFLMAO

[smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Drive-through ATM
Post by jokrs2 on Mar 12^th, 2005, 7:22pm

I liked it better than my spouse ROTFL ;;D. I pulled into the bank last night and the driver (female) stopped blocking the road as soon as she turned into the parking lot and started adjusting her hair which left me pulling out mine, as I was stuck blocking the oncoming lane on the other road. Then I could tell she had looked in her purse and realized she had enough money to just pull into the pizza to go place. [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Drive-through ATM
Post by E-Double on Mar 16^th, 2005, 5:36pm

[smiley=laugh.gif]
needed that!