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(Message started by: guesst on Mar 10^th, 2005, 11:37am)

Title: Escaped prisoner
Post by guesst on Mar 10^th, 2005, 11:37am

A man escapes from a prison where he had been kept for 15 years.

As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it, looking for
money
and guns, but only finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him up in a chair. While tying
the girl up to the bed, he gets on top of her, kisses her on the
neck,
then get up, and goes to the bathroom.

While he's in there, the husband tells his wife, "Listen, this guy
is an
escaped prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of
time
in jail, and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your
neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, just do what he
tells you, just give him satisfaction. This guy must be dangerous,
if
he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which the wife responds, "He was not kissing my neck. He was
whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute,
and
asked if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom.

Be strong, honey, I love you too."

Title: Re: Escaped prisoner
Post by Frank_W on Mar 10^th, 2005, 11:48am

ROFLMAO!! :o [smiley=laugh.gif]