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(Message started by: Gena on Mar 9^th, 2005, 6:16pm)

Title: It is good to be a woman:
Post by Gena on Mar 9^th, 2005, 6:16pm

1. We got off the Titanic first.
2. We can scare male bosses with the mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
3. Taxis stop for us.
4. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
5. No fashion faux pas we make, could ever rival the Speedo.
6. We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.
7. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
8. We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear end.
9. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
10. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
11. We can talk to the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
12. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we are aware that we will look like an idiot.
13. We will never regret piercing our ears.
14. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
15. We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because they aren't listening anyway.

Title: Re: It is good to be a woman:
Post by Grandma_Sweet_Boy on Mar 9^th, 2005, 6:25pm

[smiley=laugh.gif] #15 is sooo true, isn't it?

Carol

Title: Re: It is good to be a woman:
Post by LeLimey on Mar 9^th, 2005, 6:36pm

Gena you are SOOO right!! LMAO
I love it!!

Title: Re: It is good to be a woman:
Post by Langa on Mar 9^th, 2005, 6:48pm

Quote:

2. We can scare male bosses with the mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.

Works every time...

Langa ;;D

Title: Re: It is good to be a woman:
Post by guesst on Mar 10^th, 2005, 10:24am

:-X ::)

Title: Re: It is good to be a woman:
Post by Margi on Mar 10^th, 2005, 10:29am

pssst....hey Gena, you forgot one....

16. We don't EVER feel the need to "fluff the covers" to share aromas with our spouses. ::)

Title: Re: It is good to be a woman:
Post by guesst on Mar 10^th, 2005, 10:46am

OK, that's it, you are all a bunch of sexist pigs! >:(

;;D ;;D

Title: Re: It is good to be a woman:
Post by Frank_W on Mar 10^th, 2005, 10:49am

on 03/10/05 at 10:46:01, guesst wrote:

OK, that's it, you are all a bunch of sexist pigs! >:(

;;D ;;D

I agree! In fact, I'm so offended, I can't stop laughing myself silly... [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: It is good to be a woman:
Post by Margi on Mar 10^th, 2005, 10:51am

on 03/10/05 at 10:46:01, guesst wrote:

OK, that's it, you are all a bunch of sexist pigs! >:(

yeah, you love it. LOL :P

Title: Re: It is good to be a woman:
Post by karma on Mar 10^th, 2005, 12:30pm

1. We got off the Titanic first. (The life boats went down afterwards)
2. We can scare male bosses with the mysterious gynecological disorder excuses. (I won't touch this)
3. Taxis stop for us. (and all sense of time)
4. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing. (Then why use the pole)
5. No fashion faux pas we make, could ever rival the Speedo. (white women with corn rows)
6. We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves. (Nope you just quietly slink away so the man gets the blame)
7. If we forget to shave, no one has to know. (Not where I live)
8. We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear end. (This is best to avoid public cat fights)
9. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there. (Because now a days its all hanging out for everyone to see)
10. We have the ability to dress ourselves. (It only takes two hours)
11. We can talk to the opposite sex without having to picture them naked. (Its a scinetific fact that women have a lack of imagination)
12. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we are aware that we will look like an idiot. (But you will enjoy the sex)
13. We will never regret piercing our ears. (15 times on each side?
14. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems. (Honey does this dress make me look fat?
15. We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because they aren't listening anyway. (married men that is)
:-*

Title: Re: It is good to be a woman:
Post by Langa on Mar 10^th, 2005, 1:03pm

Robbie! You are not right! [smiley=laugh.gif]

Langa

Title: Re: It is good to be a woman:
Post by karma on Mar 11^th, 2005, 7:25am

And my personal favorate.
(17) women dress to be noticed and can get pissed when they do get noticed and can get pissed when they don't get noticed. [smiley=girlflash.gif]

Title: Re: It is good to be a woman:
Post by Frank_W on Mar 11^th, 2005, 8:03am

Going to the mall in summer and "noticing" the sweet young ladies dressed revealingly, and getting elbowed by the wife. I replied, "Hey, if they come here to show it, I come here to see it!"

(I'm sure glad I have such a comfortable couch...) [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: It is good to be a woman:
Post by Langa on Mar 11^th, 2005, 8:49am

on 03/11/05 at 07:25:01, karma wrote:

And my personal favorate.
(17) women dress to be noticed and can get pissed when they do get noticed and can get pissed when they don't get noticed. [smiley=girlflash.gif]

[smiley=girlflash.gif] ::)

Title: Re: It is good to be a woman:
Post by karma on Mar 11^th, 2005, 10:39am

[smiley=moonwiggle.gif] :P

Title: Re: It is good to be a woman:
Post by sassy_lady on Jul 28^th, 2005, 9:20pm

[smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: It is good to be a woman:
Post by AussieBrian on Jul 29^th, 2005, 6:26am

1. We got off the Titanic first.
And once the sharks had been fed it was safe for others to follow.

2. We can scare male bosses with the mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
And scream sexual harassment should he comment on it.

3. Taxis stop for us.
So we can get in with an obviously lecherous driver.

4. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
Really? Borrow a video camera.

5. No fashion faux pas we make, could ever rival the Speedo.
And fat women never wear bikinis.

6. We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.
Blaming others is much more fun.

7. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
When a man doesn't shave, he doesn't have to care.

8. We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear end.
On an all male team, so can a man.

9. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
That goes without saying.

10. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
In clothes so totally unsuitable and shoes that hurt.

11. We can talk to the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
But can't talk about the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

12. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we are aware that we will look like an idiot.
And then marry him anyway.

13. We will never regret piercing our ears.
Even after infection sets in.

14. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
And thank goodness women never suffer CH.

15. We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because they aren't listening anyway.
Nor do they read women's posts.

Title: Re: It is good to be a woman:
Post by Frank_W on Jul 29^th, 2005, 7:37am

Women also have something in common with Jello:

They both wiggle when you eat them. ;;D