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(Message started by: Frank_W on Mar 8^th, 2005, 2:09pm)

Title: From the Raunchy Humour Files
Post by Frank_W on Mar 8^th, 2005, 2:09pm

Oh god... These are horrible.... A female friend of mine sent these to me. [smiley=laugh.gif]

Q.) What doesn't belong in this list: Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blowjob?
A.) Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife,but you can't beat a blowjob.

Q.) Why does a penis have a hole in the end?
A.) So men can be open minded.

Q.) What's the speed limit of sex?
A.) 68 because at 69 you have to turn around.

Q.) What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common?
A.) The longer you play with them, the harder they get.

Q.) What's the difference between your paycheck and your dick?
A.) You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!

Q.) Three words to ruin a man's ego...
A.) "Is it in?"

Q.) Three words to ruin a woman's ego...
A.) "I can't tell."

Q.) What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
A.) A red headed bitch with a yeast infection.

Q.) How can you tell when an auto mechanic just had sex?
A.) One of his fingers is clean.

Q.) What do you do with 365 used rubbers?
A.) Melt them down make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.

Q.) What does bungee jumping and hookers have in common?
A.) They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks, you're screwed.

Title: Re: From the Raunchy Humour Files
Post by ghost62 on Mar 8^th, 2005, 2:15pm

most exelent [smiley=headbanger.gif] [smiley=spit.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif]

Title: Re: From the Raunchy Humour Files
Post by E-Double on Mar 8^th, 2005, 2:33pm

Excellent lol!!!

Title: Re: From the Raunchy Humour Files
Post by pattik on Mar 8^th, 2005, 3:28pm

[smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif]

Title: Re: From the Raunchy Humour Files
Post by Langa on Mar 8^th, 2005, 4:19pm

Title: Re: From the Raunchy Humour Files
Post by jailcop on Mar 14^th, 2005, 6:21pm

I must be lucky, my wife will ----#5

Title: Re: From the Raunchy Humour Files
Post by sandie99 on Mar 15^th, 2005, 12:37pm

[smiley=laugh.gif]