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(Message started by: LeLimey on Mar 8^th, 2005, 11:42am)

Title: Girls night out
Post by LeLimey on Mar 8^th, 2005, 11:42am

Two women are walking home after a girlie night out.
They are very drunk and as the walk home is taking some time due to their state they find themselves desperate for a wee. At this moment they are passing a church and decide to relieve themselves behind the headstones in the graveyard. As they finish they both realize they have nothing to wipe themselves with so the first woman decides to use her knickers and throw
them away.
The second woman is wearing very expensive underwear and is reluctant to lose them, but then she notices a new grave nearby with lots of new fresh flowers, amongst which is a very lavish bouquet with thick soft ribbon. 'Just the job' she decides and without another thought duly pulls the bouquet over and uses the ribbon to dry herself. Their task completed the women continue staggering home.
Next morning, the husband of the first woman phones the husband of the second - " We need to keep an eye on our wives, Mine came home with no knickers on last night!"
You think you've got problems" exclaims the second husband. My wife came home last night with a card stuck up her arse that said, "We'll never forget you - From all the lads at the Fire Station"

Title: Re: Girls night out
Post by Langa on Mar 8^th, 2005, 11:51am

I've read this before...it's hysterical... [smiley=laugh.gif]
It reminds me of when I was younger. I had a date and so I showered, changed and headed out. My mom was home that day. When I came back home that night, my Mom noticed I had no undies as I started getting ready for bed...She had a look on her face like "oh hell no, I know you left here with underwears"...so all I could muster was "I lost them"... :-[ She decided not to inquire further... :-X

Langa

Title: Re: Girls night out
Post by Frank_W on Mar 8^th, 2005, 12:35pm

ROFLMAO!! Oh god.... LOL!! [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif]

Title: Re: Girls night out
Post by Jimi on Mar 8^th, 2005, 5:53pm

Hussy!

Title: Re: Girls night out
Post by AussieBrian on Mar 8^th, 2005, 10:45pm

Can happen to blokes, too. Some years ago I was working in a really rough bar and skydiving in my spare time.

A visiting jumper joined us one day and would have come up for a leap but he wasn't wearing underpants. I had a spare pair (for work later) so off we all went.

Next day he walks into the pub while I'm working, drops them on the bar and lisps, 'Thanks, darling. It was great,' and walzes on out swinging his hips.

Took me a long time to live that one down.

Title: Re: Girls night out
Post by Langa on Mar 9^th, 2005, 12:26am

Quote:

Next day he walks into the pub while I'm working, drops them on the bar and lisps, 'Thanks, darling. It was great,' and walzes on out swinging his hips.

[smiley=spit.gif]

Title: Re: Girls night out
Post by Frank_W on Mar 9^th, 2005, 8:09am

LMAO, Brian!! [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Girls night out
Post by Tiannia on Mar 9^th, 2005, 5:59pm

on 03/08/05 at 22:45:10, AussieBrian wrote:

[smiley=laugh.gif]

Next day he walks into the pub while I'm working, drops them on the bar and lisps, 'Thanks, darling. It was great,' and walzes on out swinging his hips.

Took me a long time to live that one down.