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(Message started by: Frank_W on Mar 8^th, 2005, 11:28am)

Title: Golfing & Mother Nature
Post by Frank_W on Mar 8^th, 2005, 11:28am

A man and his wife were golfing, one day. The woman had hit her ball into a patch of buttercups. She pondered the situation for a moment, and then decided to follow the rule of, "Play it where it lies." She gave a mighty swing, slicing right through the buttercups, totally destroying them. Suddenly, at her shoulder appeared a faerie. She said, "I'm Mother Nature, and I don't like what you've done to my buttercups! From this day forward, you will not be able to abide the taste of butter!" And with that, she disappeared.

The woman, shaken by the encounter, made her way back to the fairway to find her husband looking for his ball next to a water hazard. She called to him, "Did you find it?"

He called back, "Here it is, right in this patch of pvssywillows!"

She began sprinting towards him, waving her arms and screaming, "DON'T HIT IT!! DON'T HIT IT!!"

Title: Re: Golfing & Mother Nature
Post by LeLimey on Mar 8^th, 2005, 12:09pm

:-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X

Title: Re: Golfing & Mother Nature
Post by Langa on Mar 8^th, 2005, 1:01pm

I don't get it [smiley=huh.gif]

Title: Re: Golfing & Mother Nature
Post by Frank_W on Mar 8^th, 2005, 1:10pm

Okay: She destroyed the BUTTERcups, so Mother Nature told her that she wouldn't ever be able to eat BUTTER again.

Her husband was getting ready to hit his ball out of a patch of P*SSYwillows, hence.....

Title: Re: Golfing & Mother Nature
Post by Langa on Mar 8^th, 2005, 1:15pm

on 03/08/05 at 13:10:20, Frank_W wrote:

I get it now... [smiley=blush.gif]

Sometimes my brain is slow... :-/

Title: Re: Golfing & Mother Nature
Post by Frank_W on Mar 8^th, 2005, 1:24pm

Then again, I don't know why she was so upset that her husband may never be able to stand the taste of p*ssywillows again, though.... Must be one of those vegetarian things... [smiley=laugh.gif]