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(Message started by: BikerBob on Mar 4^th, 2005, 3:09pm)

Title: The Biker
Post by BikerBob on Mar 4^th, 2005, 3:09pm

A biker stops by the Harley Shop to have his bike fixed. They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and would just walk home.

On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket and an anvil. He stopped by the feedstore/livestock dealer and picked up a couple of chickens and a goose. However, he now had a problem: how to carry all of his purchases home.

The owner said, "Why don't you put the anvil in the bucket, carry the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm and carry the goose in your other hand?"

"Hey, thanks!" the biker said, and out the door he went.

But in the parking lot he was approached by a little old lady who told him she was lost. She asked, "Can you tell me how to get to 1603 Mockingbird Lane?"

The biker said, "Well, as a matter of fact, I live at 1616 Mockingbird Lane. Let's take my short cut and go down this alley. We'll be there in no time."

The little old lady looked him over cautiously then said, "I am a lonely widow without a husband to defend me. How do I know that when we get in the alley you won't hold me up against the wall, pull up my skirt, and ravish me?"

The biker said, "Holy smokes, lady! I am carrying a bucket, an anvil, two chickens, and a goose. How in the world could I possibly hold you up against the wall and do that?"

The lady said, "Set the goose down, cover him with the bucket, put the anvil on top of the bucket, and I'll hold the chickens."

Title: Re: The Biker
Post by Frank_W on Mar 4^th, 2005, 3:13pm

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Title: Re: The Biker
Post by Langa on Mar 4^th, 2005, 6:32pm

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Title: Re: The Biker
Post by Biker on Mar 4^th, 2005, 8:25pm

True tale-------
I got pulled over by a cop when I left a bar. The cop made me do stupid human tricks for nearly 1/2 hour. I passed with flying colors. I had been drinking soda pop----not alochol. The cop determined to make a DUI arrest, pulled the change out of his pocket, threw them on the ground, then told me to pick up the change with the smallest deomination first.
I told that cop that if he wanted his change, he would have to pick it up, cause I didnt throw it down.
It is not really that funny of a story, but the folks in the bar thought it was a hoot.

Title: Re: The Biker
Post by sandie99 on Mar 5^th, 2005, 6:47am

;;D