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(Message started by: Langa on Mar 3^rd, 2005, 3:58pm)

Title: UGLY FROG...
Post by Langa on Mar 3^rd, 2005, 3:58pm

An older lady was somewhat lonely and decided she needed a pet to keep her company. So off to the pet shop she went. She searched and searched. Nothing seemed to catch her interest, except this ugly frog. As she walked by the jar he was in, she looked and he winked at her.

He whispered , "I'M LONELY TOO, BUY ME AND YOU WONT BE SORRY."

The old lady figured--WHAT THE HECK, she hadn't found anything else.

She bought the frog and put him in the car.

Driving down the road the frog whispered to her "KISS ME AND YOU WONT BE SORRY."

So the old lady figured WHAT THE HECK, and kissed the frog.

IMMEDIATELY the frog turned into an absolutely gorgeous sexy young handsome prince.
THE PRINCE THEN KISSED THE OLD LADY BACK..........AND GUESS WHAT THE OLD LADY TURNED INTO?

COME ON GUESS?

SHE TURNED INTO THE FIRST MOTEL SHE COULD FIND.

She's old.......NOT DEAD!!!!!

Title: Re: UGLY FROG...
Post by nani on Mar 3^rd, 2005, 4:09pm

I wonder if it's the same frog I met last summer...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v203/nani36/drunkenfrog.jpg

Title: Re: UGLY FROG...
Post by Langa on Mar 3^rd, 2005, 4:14pm

on 03/03/05 at 16:09:45, nani wrote:

I wonder if it's the same frog I met last summer...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v203/nani36/drunkenfrog.jpg

Nani, I'm cracking up over that dumb frog pic...!!!

I mean, the sombrero is kinda cool... [smiley=crackup.gif]

Langa

Title: Re: UGLY FROG...
Post by nani on Mar 3^rd, 2005, 4:15pm

Girl...what a weekend we had!!! He's a party animal... ;;D

Title: Re: UGLY FROG...
Post by Langa on Mar 3^rd, 2005, 4:29pm

on 03/03/05 at 16:15:27, nani wrote:

Girl...what a weekend we had!!! He's a party animal... ;;D

Just one question girl…where’s the BEEF? [smiley=crackup.gif]

Langa

Title: Re: UGLY FROG...
Post by Frank_W on Mar 3^rd, 2005, 4:40pm

That frog kicks ass!! LOL!

Title: Re: UGLY FROG...
Post by ghost62 on Mar 3^rd, 2005, 5:14pm

lmmfao thats great [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: UGLY FROG...
Post by jokrs2 on Mar 4^th, 2005, 2:58am

Love the frog Nani. My wife says I still looked like that after I kissed her in the pond. 8) Joe